Geese mug student

Geese refused upgrade mug student for phone

A final year law student has told The Sun newspaper how he was mugged by a gaggle of geese. Sam Rozati was attacked as he walked past the bird's nest in Colchester, Essex. The geese appeared to be angered by the student's use of a mobile phone in a public space as Sam explains:

"They flew over and started biting my hand until I dropped the phone. I had to move away for my safety."

One of the birds then picked up the phone and disappeared with it into the undergrowth. Attempts to locate the missing phone have been thwarted by the fact it was left on silent ring.

Sam went on to say "I go the long way round to go home now." Perhaps as a law student he could make it his first case to stamp out any possible escalation to a rather worrying phenomena. After all as Sam said "I'd never been mugged by anyone before, but now I've been mugged by geese."

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